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Posted by yoMcLovin on February 19, 2011


Maybach Music Group is in full effect on this fire collaboration with Ross and Mill spitting four-bar verses back and forth.
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The first leak from Pusha’s highly anticipated mixtape Fear of God.

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>Can Men and Women be JUST friends?

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 14, 2011


Can Men and Women be JUST friends?

This is a question that has probably plagued mankind since the beginning of mankind.

If Adam and Eve called it quits with each other after that whole forbidden apple fiasco, could they still have remained friends and moved on with their separate love lives?.

Would Adam have felt some type of way seeing her with another man?. The man did give up a rib for her creation. Just imagine Adam meeting Steve (Eve’s new lover), I think the conversation may have went something like this:

Adam: Hey your Eve’s guy right wait wait it’s Maurice right?
Steve: Nah bro it’s Steve
Adam: oh yeah my bad that was the other guy, so anyway what’s up with you two I hear y’all are kicking it hard these days
Steve: well yeah we are things are actually going…….
(Adam cuts Steve off)
Adam: Btw I gave Eve one of my ribs. 

Steve: Oh really
Adam: Dude I totally created her oh she didn’t tell you? if it weren’t for me she’d be a fish or something. But anyway man nice talking to you I have to roll. Tell Eve the rib-man said wad’up holla.


Would Eve had been a vindictive (female dog in heat) by attempting to sabotage any relationship Adam was in by spreading false rumors around town?. She did at one point in time have the sole responsibility of creating mankind. If Eve had a Facebook I think some of her statuses would have looked like this:

What’s on your mind?: N.A.S LOL SB: where my dolls at? We out tonight…we bad you mad. Just get like us TAGGED: Shawquisha Jones, Mary TheVirgin Madelene

What’s on your mind?: my ex going to call me today talking bout can he see me #lame SB: me and my boy headed out to Jerusalem for the weekend no broke dudes over here

What’s on your mind?: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard TAGGED: Adam

“Eve comments on Adam’s status”
What’s on your mind?: Club Sodom with the babe did 1 thing
Eve Likes this
Eve says:
Lol 🙂
Adam says:
What’s funny
Eve says:
Nothing you take all your girls there huh? Tell that b*tch to stay off my page too you better tell her before I do Adam

Crazy right? LOL

So maybe the question isn’t “Can men and women be JUST friends?”, maybe the question is “Can men and women with HISTORY be JUST friends”. I don’t think it’s possible. Me personally I have been on both sides of the fence. I just wanted to be friends and the female wanted more and vice versa. So I don’t think men and women can be JUST friends especially when they have a history together. I think this is because no matter how bad the past relationship was one of the two will still have some sort of feelings for the other, and those feelings will show through envy and hatred.

So if your thinking about being friends with you ex, be wary of the repercussions and bullsh*t that comes with it.

What do you think???? Comment or tweet me @montmclovin with #justfriends hashtag

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>Nicki Minaj Featuring Drake – Moment For Life [Official Music Video]

Posted by yoMcLovin on January 28, 2011


Nicki Minaj’s new video for “Moment For Life” premiered on MTV lastnight.

In it, Drake’s dreams of romancing the Harajuku Barbie come true.

Check it out below and let me know what you think.

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>T.I. (Feat. Rico Love) – Lay Me Down

Posted by yoMcLovin on January 27, 2011


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>NEW MUSIC: Jadakiss – Chase Bank ft. Moreno

Posted by yoMcLovin on January 25, 2011

> – Chase Bank feat. Moreno

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>LMAO: Stripper Hygiene & Punctuality – 101

Posted by yoMcLovin on January 25, 2011


One of the benefits of being friends with a stripper is that they share the crazy stories and ridiculous side of humanity they are privy to on a day to day basis. Customers, bouncers, DJs, shot girls and fellow strippers combine for a perfect storm of insanity and depravity. The other morning we received a text message with this photo attached.
The photo shows a poster that a stripper named IsIs pinned up backstage imploring her fellow strippers to use HYGEENE HYGIENE prior to hitting the stage. In case that wasn’t enough, she specifically called out two areas of high importance: the “teeth” and the “vagina.” Obviously strippers need not be able to diagram a sentence, so we’re guessing that “teeth” and “vagina” in quotes is just a classic, Joey Tribiani-esque grammatical misunderstanding, but what if it’s not? Really makes us wonder what a “vagina” is. Are some of these strippers packing “penises”?
Other general questions arise as well. Are the customers aware of this lack of hygiene? If this problem is endemic of the whole club, why isn’t management commenting? How the hell do you misspell the word “go”? Is there some strange intended contraction of “going on” that in stripper-ese comes out “goy on?” Is Isis implying that non-Jewish customers prefer a more hygienic strip club experience? What the hell is 100% hygiene? Is there a scale on which hygiene is measured? Can you somehow be 50% hygienic? Could she be referring to vaginal teeth like in that recent horror film Teeth or regular old mouth teeth?
Either way, we hope Isis continues to leave notes and we keep getting copies of them to leak. Hell, maybe we can become the Wikileaks of confidential stripper notes. Is there a treasure trove of other stupid stripper notes out there on the internet? Let us know. All we could find after some Googling and Binging around was this helpful note some club manager left for the dancers on his day shift.

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