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The 6 Types Of Sperm Jackers

Posted by yoMcLovin on March 8, 2011


Unfortunately for us all, a threat has emerged that’s not out to get your money, your freedom or your season tickets. Instead, this little menace has its eyes set on something else entirely: your sperm. It might be hard to believe, but a new book written by author Mary Pols suggests that an increasing number of women are resorting to rather desperate measures in order to get pregnant — even if it’s by a guy they’ve just met. According to Pols, and others like her, some women who are coming to the end of their most fertile years are left with no other choice than to get knocked up “Accidentally on Purpose” — which is also the title of the book.
So beware of the sperm-jacker: She’s out there after your man juice. She’s all about getting pregnant and not about being into you. You’ll need to know what the chances are that they’re going to wreck your life by demanding your daddy dedication. Avoid this testicular thief as much as possible; but, in the case that your sperm finds that egg, man up and let the mother know that you’ll do what needs to be done as far as taking care of your offspring drama-free. Be prepared to draw the line regarding your involvement and your connection to her crazy ass.
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Can Men and Women be JUST Friends????

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 22, 2011

Can Men and Women be JUST friends?

This is a question that has probably plagued mankind since the beginning of mankind.

If Adam and Eve called it quits with each other after that whole forbidden apple fiasco, could they still have remained friends and moved on with their separate love lives?.

Would Adam have felt some type of way seeing her with another man?. The man did give up a rib for her creation. Just imagine Adam meeting Steve (Eve’s new lover), I think the conversation may have went something like this:

Adam: Hey your Eve’s guy right wait wait it’s Maurice right?
Steve: Nah bro it’s Steve
Adam: oh yeah my bad that was the other guy, so anyway what’s up with you two I hear y’all are kicking it hard these days
Steve: well yeah we are things are actually going…….
(Adam cuts Steve off)
Adam: Btw I gave Eve one of my ribs.

Steve: Oh really
Adam: Dude I totally created her oh she didn’t tell you? if it weren’t for me she’d be a fish or something. But anyway man nice talking to you I have to roll. Tell Eve the rib-man said wad’up holla.

Or

Would Eve had been a vindictive (female dog in heat) by attempting to sabotage any relationship Adam was in by spreading false rumors around town?. She did at one point in time have the sole responsibility of creating mankind. If Eve had a Facebook I think some of her statuses would have looked like this:

What’s on your mind?: N.A.S LOL SB: where my dolls at? We out tonight…we bad you mad. Just get like us TAGGED: Shawquisha Jones, Mary TheVirgin Madelene

What’s on your mind?: my ex going to call me today talking bout can he see me #lame SB: me and my boy headed out to Jerusalem for the weekend no broke dudes over here

What’s on your mind?: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard TAGGED: Adam

“Eve comments on Adam’s status”
What’s on your mind?: Club Sodom with the babe did 1 thing
Eve Likes this
Comment
Eve says:
Lol 🙂
Adam says:
What’s funny
Eve says:
Nothing you take all your girls there huh? Tell that b*tch to stay off my page too you better tell her before I do Adam

Crazy right? LOL

So maybe the question isn’t “Can men and women be JUST friends?”, maybe the question is “Can men and women with HISTORY be JUST friends”. I don’t think it’s possible. Me personally I have been on both sides of the fence. I just wanted to be friends and the female wanted more and vice versa. So I don’t think men and women can be JUST friends especially when they have a history together. I think this is because no matter how bad the past relationship was one of the two will still have some sort of feelings for the other, and those feelings will show through envy and hatred.


So if your thinking about being friends with you ex, be wary of the repercussions and bullsh*t that comes with it.

What do you think???? Comment or tweet me @montmclovin with #justfriends hashtag

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Kobe Bryant is The Black MAMBA

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 22, 2011

If you are a true Kobe Fan you will laugh at this movie because you already know what it is, but if your a KOBE HATER then this film will only fuel your hate for the GREATEST PLAYER in the game today. I personally enjoy the part where he goes 1-on-5 against the villains JUST like in every LAKER Game.

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>CARMELO IS OFFICAILLY A NEW YORK KNICK

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 22, 2011

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Video After The Jump

Carmelo Anthony is coming home, and that could mean that Donnie Walsh is leaving.

James Dolan pulled the trigger Monday night on a blockbuster deal for Anthony, the Brooklyn-born All-Star forward and former Syracuse standout, who for months was angling for an opportunity to join forces with Amar’e Stoudemire in New York. It’s all part of the Knicks’ ambitious plan to eventually add either Chris Paul or Deron Williams next year and give the club its own Big Three to compete against Miami and Boston.

The price for Anthony was steep, as the Knicks traded Danilo Gallinari, Raymond Felton, Wilson Chandler and rookie center Timofey Mozgov to the Denver Nuggets. They also gave Denver $3 million in cash plus a 2014 first-round pick and two second-round picks they had acquired fromGolden State in last summer’s sign-and-trade with David Lee.

The Knicks get Anthony, Chauncey Billups, Shelden Williams, Renaldo Balkman and Anthony Carter. In a separate deal, the Knicks traded Anthony Randolph and Eddy Curry to the Minnesota T-Wolves, who in turn will reportedly send Corey Brewer to the Knicks. As a condition of the deal, Anthony will get a 3-year, $65 million extension.

The deal was agreed to Monday night when Dolan, the chairman of Madison Square Garden, included Mozgov. The Nuggets had insisted on the 7-foot Russian center while Walsh, the team president, and head coach Mike D’Antoni felt the Knicks were giving up too much even without Mozgov. The moves will not be finalized until the commissioner’s office passes on them Tuesday.

D’Antoni and Walsh were also not in favor of moving Gallinari, a 6-10 small forward with great range.

Walsh, whose patience helped the Knicks get under the salary cap and start the rebuilding process, wanted to wait until the summer to sign Anthony when he became a free agent. Dolan, however, wanted Anthony at any cost and overruled Walsh.

So while New York will be buzzing Wednesday when Anthony makes his Knicks’ debut at the Garden against the Milwaukee Bucks, the trade will likely create massive upheaval in the front office.

Dolan took over the negotiations for Anthony last summer and according to sources is being advised byIsiah Thomas, the former Knicks president who is currently coaching at Florida International inMiami.

It was Thomas who informed Dolan last summer that he had received assurances from Anthony that the player would do everything in his power to either force a trade to the Knicks or sign with them as a free agent.

Although Walsh was willing to call Denver’s bluff, once Dolan became directly involved in the negotiations all bets were off. Dolan, according to sources, did not want to lose Anthony to his new adversary, Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov. New Jersey was aggressive in its bid, which in turn forced the Knicks to increase their offer.

The addition of Billups is critical because the veteran guard provides leadership in the locker room and experience on the court. Carter and Williams are strictly bench players and Brewer is a strong defensive player.

The Knicks have available roster spots and assuming they don’t make any trades between now and the Thursday 3 p.m. deadline, they might attempt to sign center Earl Barron. Another possibility is bringing back Jared Jeffries, who could be bought out by the Houston Rockets.

This was a long process and Carmelo is relieved that it is over and he’s thrilled to be joining the Knicks,” Anthony’s agent, Leon Rose, said in a statement. “He and I appreciate how the Denver Nuggets and the fans have treated him over the years and Carmelo wishes nothing but the best for the franchise, the fans and the city.”

Now Anthony is home and his new team will look vastly different Wednesday against the Bucks. The Garden will be alive and the cheers will be loud when Anthony is introduced.

Walsh will be in his usual seat, not far from the Knick bench. But probably not for long.

Source: NY Daily News

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>XXL – THE 4TH ANNUAL FRESHMAN ISSUE x FEATURING MEEK MILL, YELAWOLF, DIGGY SIMMONS AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE I NEVER HEARD OF

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 22, 2011

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CONGRATS TO THE HOMIE “MEEK MILL” FOR MAKING THE 2011 XXL FRESHMAN CLASS LINEUP. MAKE SURE TO GRAB YOUR COPY SOON TO HIT THE STANDS SOON

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>WIZ KHALIFA – CABIN FEVER (FREE DOWNLOAD LINK)

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 20, 2011

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-FREE DOWNLOAD-
WHIZ KHALIFA x CABIN FEVER

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>OFFICAIL VIDEO – PURP & YELLOW x THE GAME x SNOOP DOGG

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 20, 2011

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>OFFICIAL VIDEO: ALL OF THE LIGHTS – KANYE WEST FT. RIHANNA x KID CUDI

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 20, 2011

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>KOBE BRYANT x BLACK MAMBA COMMERCIAL

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 20, 2011

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If you are a true Kobe Fan you will laugh at this movie because you already know what it is, but if your a KOBE HATER then this film will only fuel your hate for the GREATEST PLAYER in the game today. I personally enjoy the part where he goes 1-on-5 against the villains JUST like in every LAKER Game.

The Story Line revolves around Director Robert Rodriguez pitching a movie idea to Kobe Bryant. This grindhouse-style commerical also has cameo appearances from Danny Trejo, Bruce Willis and Kanye West, who plays the evil boss
Check out the Video

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>NEW MUSIC: (RICK ROSS x MEEK MILL – "PERFECTIONIST") & (PUSHA T – MY GOD)

Posted by yoMcLovin on February 19, 2011

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RICK ROSS x MEEK MILL – “PERFECTIONIST” 
Maybach Music Group is in full effect on this fire collaboration with Ross and Mill spitting four-bar verses back and forth.
FREE DOWNLOAD
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PUSHA T – “MY GOD”
The first leak from Pusha’s highly anticipated mixtape Fear of God.

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