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The 6 Types Of Sperm Jackers

Posted by yoMcLovin on March 8, 2011


Unfortunately for us all, a threat has emerged that’s not out to get your money, your freedom or your season tickets. Instead, this little menace has its eyes set on something else entirely: your sperm. It might be hard to believe, but a new book written by author Mary Pols suggests that an increasing number of women are resorting to rather desperate measures in order to get pregnant — even if it’s by a guy they’ve just met. According to Pols, and others like her, some women who are coming to the end of their most fertile years are left with no other choice than to get knocked up “Accidentally on Purpose” — which is also the title of the book.
So beware of the sperm-jacker: She’s out there after your man juice. She’s all about getting pregnant and not about being into you. You’ll need to know what the chances are that they’re going to wreck your life by demanding your daddy dedication. Avoid this testicular thief as much as possible; but, in the case that your sperm finds that egg, man up and let the mother know that you’ll do what needs to be done as far as taking care of your offspring drama-free. Be prepared to draw the line regarding your involvement and your connection to her crazy ass.
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5 Reason’s He Hasn’t Made You His Girlfriend

Posted by yoMcLovin on November 24, 2010

It’s relationship season! Maybe it’s the cold weather and women want to be warm or maybe they just want a Christmas gift. Whatever it is, it’s that time of year where women actually want a boyfriend. With that said there are a bunch of reasons why some of you women are still single. Here is the list:

  • Because You Live In The Hood: No one wants to get robbed when they come over your house! Hotel rooms are expensive and who wants to shake out their clothes for roaches after sex? I once visited this chicks house and was literally scared to place any of my stuff on the floor because I saw two things. A roach and roach spray. When you actually have to buy spray that means it’s a problem.
  • The Sex Is Wack: I believe I speak for all men when I say I refuse to settle down with a chick who has terrible sex. Ladies don’t take it personal some men and women just are not fits for each other. I know there are certain women in this world that ever I can’t satisfy. The ManXilla and their vag just don’t agree or like each other!
  • She Wants A Boyfriend Too Bad: I was once in a situation where I might have had the best girl I’ve ever dealt with on lock, but she kept pressuring me to be her man. I wasn’t ready, I didn’t want to hurt her, and damn it I wasn’t ready. She gave me 2 months ‘being friends’ then started talking forever! Dicknotized!
  • Jealousy. It’s a weak emotion. The last thing a man want to be do, is be with a weak woman. Now jealousy can go both ways, but at the end of the day no man wants to be accused, nagged or bothered because a chick believes her vag isn’t good enough to keep her man at home.
  • She Has Kids: Asides from the 13 Great Reasons To Avoid Dating Single Mothers, dating someone with kids is very hard. It may have nothing to do with the child being bad, ugly or even the child’s father. It might just deal with a person’s ability to give someone else other than the child time. People are needy and require a lot of time, and when you have a kid… It’s hard to divide time.

Why are you single? Is it by choice? Would You Rather Be In A Relationships? If someone dumped you for one of these reasons how would you feel? Let’s Talk.

 

 

 

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