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5 Reason’s He Hasn’t Made You His Girlfriend

Posted by yoMcLovin on November 24, 2010

It’s relationship season! Maybe it’s the cold weather and women want to be warm or maybe they just want a Christmas gift. Whatever it is, it’s that time of year where women actually want a boyfriend. With that said there are a bunch of reasons why some of you women are still single. Here is the list:

  • Because You Live In The Hood: No one wants to get robbed when they come over your house! Hotel rooms are expensive and who wants to shake out their clothes for roaches after sex? I once visited this chicks house and was literally scared to place any of my stuff on the floor because I saw two things. A roach and roach spray. When you actually have to buy spray that means it’s a problem.
  • The Sex Is Wack: I believe I speak for all men when I say I refuse to settle down with a chick who has terrible sex. Ladies don’t take it personal some men and women just are not fits for each other. I know there are certain women in this world that ever I can’t satisfy. The ManXilla and their vag just don’t agree or like each other!
  • She Wants A Boyfriend Too Bad: I was once in a situation where I might have had the best girl I’ve ever dealt with on lock, but she kept pressuring me to be her man. I wasn’t ready, I didn’t want to hurt her, and damn it I wasn’t ready. She gave me 2 months ‘being friends’ then started talking forever! Dicknotized!
  • Jealousy. It’s a weak emotion. The last thing a man want to be do, is be with a weak woman. Now jealousy can go both ways, but at the end of the day no man wants to be accused, nagged or bothered because a chick believes her vag isn’t good enough to keep her man at home.
  • She Has Kids: Asides from the 13 Great Reasons To Avoid Dating Single Mothers, dating someone with kids is very hard. It may have nothing to do with the child being bad, ugly or even the child’s father. It might just deal with a person’s ability to give someone else other than the child time. People are needy and require a lot of time, and when you have a kid… It’s hard to divide time.

Why are you single? Is it by choice? Would You Rather Be In A Relationships? If someone dumped you for one of these reasons how would you feel? Let’s Talk.

 

 

 

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A Man Needs More From His Woman Than Just Good Food And Good Head

Posted by yoMcLovin on October 11, 2010

I need more than just good head and good food. During my time being a sexual intellectual I have discovered that some women think giving good head and making a mean ass sandwich makes for a good woman. I’m sorry but it does not. A woman can cook like Betty Crocker, and suck one like Heather Hunter, and still get left. I hear women say she gave her man home cooked meals and she swallowed. Yet he still strayed. Because contrary to popular belief most of us men are just as complex as women, whether we like to admit it or not.

I know personally I need more than just good head and good food. I know women that can whip up a meal that would put anything made on food network to shame. That’s one of the benefits of living in the south, yet things didn’t work out between us. I know other women who could make Marie Luv look like a novice at giving her man oral sensation. Yet in still they are single like George Washington’s money. This is because men need more than just good food and good head.

Sure a way to man’s heart is through his stomach and pants, but we need to feel like a woman is there for us. Not there for the things we can provide. That hits home for me because of what I do and who I am. This is a new chapter in my life where I am becoming a bit more aware of why a woman is with me. Is it because she understands I can provide her with everything she needs in a man, or because she wants to enjoy the finer things in life on someone else’s dollar? Women need to let their man know that she is there for him no matter what! Even if he can’t pay her electric bill, she should still love the guy.

Women also need to be able to fulfill a man’s need to be the king of the world. I need a girl on my arm that is going to enhance my brand. While I yearn to be in love with a woman who can cook, give good head and is there for me no matter what. If her body resembles the indigenous people of a remote South American rain forest than our relationship is not going to work. As shallow as this may sound, men need to be able to bring his woman out in public and be proud of her. Looks are important to some men, and other’s not as much. It all boils down to ‘is this the right person for you’.

Over the years I found myself settling for second best, for the fish I caught and stayed with because I was starving. From personal experience I am going to tell everyone reading this blog that it is totally ok to be picky; totally okay to have high standards. Ask yourself do you think Bill Gates settled on his version of Windows? Did Steve Jobs settle on the final version of the iPhone4? Probably not! Is your love not worth more than an expensive phone?

So I’m still looking for my Cinderella, The girl who is going to suck and fcuk me, cook a great meal, be there for me, and help me shit on any other dude around because she’s the hottest woman in the building. I also need a woman whose goals are on par with my goals and I need a bunch more from a woman. Now as far as what I am going to offer my girl. That’s a post for another day. But it’s coming because women need just as much as men need when it comes to love, if not more. #AWESOME

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5 Annoying Things Guys Do on Facebook (Presented by Cosmopolitan)

Posted by yoMcLovin on September 1, 2010

 

According to Cosmopolitan We do the following annoying things………

 

1. They Hide Their Relationship Status
The beauty of Facebook is that we can instantly find out if a guy is available or off-limits. No 30-minute talk in a bar, trying to suss out if he has a girlfriend waiting for him at home. But if that info is kept a secret, we’re forced to look through and analyze his photos and wall posts to figure it out — which makes us feel like stalkers. Guys: If you’re single, do us both a favor and make that info public knowledge. And if you’re part of a twosome, own up to it. Especially when we’re one of the two.

2. They Block Their Photos
We can understand a guy wanting to keep certain people from viewing his pictures. But seeing as how we’re not his mom, boss, or pastor, it bugs us when we can’t see a dude’s photos. Here’s the thing: We always imagine the worst. So when we’re kept in the dark and can’t click through a guy’s albums, we imagine he’s blowing lines, hooking up with two girls at once, or running around naked at a party. Unfair, but true. He’s not saving his reputation by blocking his photos. In fact, not being able to click on them makes us think a little less of him.

3. They Ask Us Out…in Front of All Our Friends
Next time a guy gets tempted to leave us a wall post that reads, “Let me know if you want to hang out sometime,” he should imagine standing up in front of a room full of our family, friends, ex-boyfriends, and coworkers and then asking us out. Because that’s essentially what he’s doing. We don’t want all 889 of our friends to be a part of the courting. Oh and P.S., we’d appreciate a little more effort. You know, maybe an old-fashioned e-mail or text like we see in those historic romantic comedies.

4. They Detag Themselves in Our Photos
This is the online equivalent of a guy pretending he’s just asking for directions when his friends catch him talking to us. There is something strangely offensive about scrolling through your recently uploaded albums and discovering that a guy you tagged has detagged himself. If a photo of the BBQ he ate last Saturday is profile-worthy, we can’t help but wonder why the nice shots with us get shunned.

5. They Let Their Stupidity Show
What is it about Facebook that makes even cool, down-to-earth guys post quotes like “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog,” write status updates that read, “Matt is giving out free mammograms,” and upload shirtless photos of themselves with wannabe-model gazes that they obviously took in the bathroom mirror? Maybe they think it’s funny or impressive, but the behavior only makes us roll our eyes.

Source: Cosmopolitan

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